This Whole World's A Broken Bone...
17 Year Old Girl Living in Plymouth, England. Taken. Any Questions? Feel free to Ask.
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Post reblogged from Jesus Loves You - Stoned or Not
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
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Post reblogged from that is mahogany
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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Post reblogged from And none for Gretchen Wieners.
Those fries could be salted with tearsWhen an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
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Chat reblogged from And none for Gretchen Wieners.
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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Quote reblogged from And none for Gretchen Wieners.I hated school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something really wrong with you.Stephen King (via mexicanthighs)
(Source: saddest-summer)
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Photo reblogged from Jesus Loves You - Stoned or Not
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funkysafari:
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
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You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
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:3
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Chat reblogged from And none for Gretchen Wieners.
- me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
- *takes photo*
- me: oh thats why
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Photo reblogged from Panda Face
No one gets lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
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Photo reblogged from The Past Is Practice For What We Have
